Will you overcomplicate a song lyric so we can all guess what it is?

ex.
anon 1:  It doesn't require a meteorologist for one to decipher the direction of an abrupt gust of air.
anon 2: You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows

Tell us stories about your childhood.

Tell me about life.
Only in Haiku format.
Thank you, anonnies.

Let's reminisce about the early 2000s.